its always a sea monster...

cockend:

The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)

This is fucking Rad

strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

It’s OK to believe in life after love. Cher if u agree

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

this will be my child XD

The Office Rewatch: "Pilot" (1.01)

outofmyheadontothepage:

This is by far one of my favorite quotes of any finale ever.

outofmyheadontothepage:

This is by far one of my favorite quotes of any finale ever.

gotrnilk:

this is my favorite show

gotrnilk:

this is my favorite show

The Ultimate Guide to Throwing a Garden Party by James Trickington

clairehammondcrowe:

You are my favorite Pam.

clairehammondcrowe:

You are my favorite Pam.